B.R. (11, less than 90 lbs.): I'm awesome.
KELLY: Can't be. I'm awesome.
B.R.: Ms. R- I'm hot when I wake up! I'm sexy ALL DAY.

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KELLY: It's silent read time. Open a book!
B.R.: Reading's for rich people.

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KELLY: Did you wash your hands? Let me smell 'em.
G.G.: Don't put your face near his hand!
KELLY: What?
G.G.: What if he was jiggling it?

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(about my favorite student-a first grader- at my last school)
RAMON: And for some reason I thought his name was Rico. He goes, "Hey! Mr. E! Stop calling me "Rico".... unless you call me "Rico BICO!"

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(waiting at a light, we both see this woman shoving chicken in her mouth)

RAMON: That chicken didn't stand a CHANCE.

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(on the way to Blockbuster)

KELLY: I want to get knocked up.
(it's quiet. I look over and R's staring)
KELLY: The MOVIE! "Knocked Up" the MOVIE!