Nicki's Wedding

SOMEONE: The Bible IS the good news.
JIM: You know, I read it...and it wasn't the best news I've heard. It was kind of a mixed bag.

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(Kelly is mockig Jim meeting Jean Marie and is saying he said "oh my god")
JIM: Okay that is untrue. I did NOT say "oh my God." It may have been equally insincere...

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(nicki's family is taking a group pic)

BRON: That's a good lookin family.
JIM: It's as if Hitler won.

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(someone at table makes reference to "the wrong kind of people")

KELLY: Are you calling me, "the wrong kind of people"?
AL: You're drinking BLUSH!

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AL: Wow!
KELLY: What?
AL: Tom just poured the champagne so that the bubbles went to the very top.
KELLY: Wow. I wish I would have seen that.
KEVIN: There's nothing Kelly appreciates more than a full glass.
JIM: I can think of ONE thing...

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JIM: His spring freshness permeated the room he was such a douche bag.

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SUSAN: He was like, "Hey driver girl"
BRON: "Hey walker-home boy!"