(about people eating near them at dinner)

MOM: And dad thought that they were married but I was listening to their conversation and they didn't SOUND married.

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MOM: Dad and Amy made up so apparantly their latest "lovers quarrel" is over.

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SPEAKER: ...and when teachers put up students' papers with their grades on them I just think, "why don't you put up a copy of their IEP and their ritalin prescription next to it?"