May 02, 2002 - CALL ME AN OPEN STRAIGHT

DELIRIOUS (her boyfriend was playing a game too much and it was ruining her life): So how do I ruin his ping?

JUSTIN (2ND Floor): Well, first you need to know his INSP code, and then...(talks for a long time in computer language).

KATIE O (with a blank face): This must be what it's like for other people when I quote lines from movies.

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KATIE O (about "Waiting for Guffman"):...And he's this closet gay that buys his wife's clothes...

CHAD: Excuse me? CLOSET GAY??

KATIE O: What's wrong with that? I give you permission to call me an "open straight"

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BRENNA: Any new relationships blooming in your life?

KELL: nope. i live vicariously through you

BRE: oh, thats nice

KELL: do you know what that means?

BRE: nope

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DELIRIOUS (on effie's IM): Oh man. I just wrote: "Did EM done her homework yet?" and andy wrote: "did you done your grammar lesson yet?"

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DELIRIOUS (after finding out that AUB went to asthma camp): Come down here- but don't run to fast! And bring your inhaler.

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KELL (about my Barnard Documentary): What can I do with the 5th floor?

AUB: C.P.R.?

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KELL: No, you go to your party. Ryan T said he'd go see that movie with me.

DELIRIOUS: Don't ever do that again.

K: What? Do what?

D: Joke about going on a date with Ryan T.

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KELL: We'll have to break down the Gabe G story for the documentary.

JONNY: As if it could fit on a tape! It can be a game to see if anyone can give the Gabe story in 30 words or less. I really doubt that could be done. Unless you said "the stars are aligned"- that would be the only way.

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DELIRIOUS: I used to be able to smoke a whole cigarette with it hanging out of my mouth. I also used to be able to blow smoke out of my nose.

KELL: That's gross though.

D: Yeah, but I'm telling ya, I had nostrils of steel. I could have released an infomercial and video like that Suzanne Sommers lady.