MARY (about her wild daughters): Some days I just wish I had three hangers to hang up those three girls right there and just let em drip dry.

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(about her daughter, who just went to jail)
MARY: And I told her, I said "they don't let you have knives in jail so you better find a fork and get it sharpened or somethin cuz you ain't gonna last long, daughter."

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MARY: And Julie said "well you know we have Betty Brinn (the museum) tonight. Are you going to be at Betty Brinn, sister?" and I said "man forget you AND betty brinn!"