(one of my first graders has on an angry face because I made him sit out of an activity)

MS.J: What's wrong with you, R? Why you got that face on? You got bills to pay or somethin? I know my face be lookin like that the first of the month.

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MEL: Did you receive this information via paper towel, by chance?
(referring to the note left by her former advisor that was on a paper towel and simply said: "Gone for the weekend. Getting married.")

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KELLY: Well you don't know who you're retaining yet, do you?
CHAD: Oh we know who we WANT to retain. Most of em you can tell the first day. They're walkin in the door and it's just like, "Yeah, we'll be doin this again next year."

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KELLY: Sometime ask Brenna to do the laugh she does to make me laugh.
AMY: Wow. You guys have a lot of time on your hands.