December 2003 -



KELLY (drunk): You guys wanna have 'nother drinks?

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KELLY: I'm gonna make out with that guy.

KEVO: Oh my God. You have drunk goggles on! He is so hideous. You could do so much better. Drink up, Kelly, not down.

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CHRISSY: White guys all look the same.

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Weird Guy (handing darts to Chrissy): Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

KELLY (laughing): Did he just say "girl, you'll be a woman soon"?

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CHRISSY'S AWAY MESSAGE THAT KELLY WROTE: "Girl, you'll be a woman soon, please come take my hand. Girl, you'll be a woman, soon you'll need a man"- best pick-up line ever.

KATE (Chrissy's friend): Yeah, that's a cool line, if you're having a heart attack from too much coke like that chick in Pulp Fiction.

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KEVO: The way I see it- I have enough friends, it's time to start making enemies.

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JORDAN: Did you guys ever know that I could dance real well?

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DELERIOUS: You know how you sit on the toilet and forget where you're at?

KELLY: All the time.

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KATE: No pizza places are open.

KELLY: Let's go to Taco Bell? Who's got access to the car?

BRIAN: Um, Kelly, who's got access to *sober driving*?

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MARY ELLEN: We don't let people see the spare room.

AUNT AMY: Well, Bernie said he looked and it doesn't look that bad.

MARTY: Look out, Dad. There are probably pictures all over the internet now. Look for "Gleason"- it'll be right before "Hilton".

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JENNA (resident): Why don't they just call Pop's club a really expensive laxative?

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