June 2002 -

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KELL (day before matt's b-day) :Are you going to have a drink at midnight?

JARED: Do you want me to stop home and pick some alcohol up?

NIC: No need. Kelly probably has alcohol in her purse.

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CAMILLE: ...and so I had to make tampons out of gauze and mint dental floss.

NIC: and you didn't get infected?

C: No, I have a vagina of steel.

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CAMILLE: and that night the pastor gave a sermon about how the Lord works in mysterious ways.

KELL: only Camille would feel the power of the Lord by way of femine hygine products.

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BRE: what's a "chach"? Oh, like a republican?

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KELL: do you think I should wear my hair up or down?

BRE (after looking me over for a bit) : I think you shouldn't have cut it.

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(at the campground entrance)

KEV: do we have to flash our tag here?

KELL: did you just tell me to flash them?

KEV: yeah, kelly. what part of "flash" don't you understand?

KELL: No, mel told me I'm not allowed to do that this weekend.

JARED: You should just flash her little brother.

KELL: No, he's a bit young yet and last time I checked I wasn't an ordained minister.

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JARED: So what have you been up to?

KELL: actually not much. I'm pretty lame.

J: yeah, join the club...oh wait- you're the president!

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(after reading an IM conversation that matt and I had where we fought)

BRE: You guys should like be on debate team or something. When I fight I just say "fuck" and "shit" a lot.