February 2003 -


KEVIN: I would live in Texas just to piss off Texans

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KATIE OB: Jared, you better not make out with anyone tonight of I'll chain your knees together.

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MIAS: I went to a therapist and she said I had no "zest for life"

KELL: Obviously she never saw you in a bar

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MEL: Matt's acting weird. First he worked two days in a ROW and then when we made plans he said he would "pencil me in"

KELL: A, that's such a lame thing to say

BRON: and B, like he has a pencil...let alone a schedule!

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MIAS: Do you find someone that's 130 lbs attractive?

KELL: on a chick or a dude?

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BRE: Kathy says she thinks you're depressed because you're always mad.

AMY: well you tell her I said "fuck you"

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KELL: Okay, well bye dad!

DAD:Where are you going?

KELL: back to the wanta's house

DAD:okay, well you have fun over there

KELL: Dad, I've lived there for three days now

DAD: really? three days?

KELL: you didn't notice I've been gone?!

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BRE: Dave, I swear to god...

DAVE: You're roman catholic, brenna. You shouldn't swear to god.

BRE: We're Roman?