June 2003 - FYO

Who knew anyone ever read these quotes. After several requests for new entries, here she is...

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BRENNA: FYO, I'm not drunk.

KELL: FYO!? FYO? What does FYO mean?

BRE: For Your Ofermation.


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AJ: I highly recommend not working from home if you live there.


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AJ: Let's go to Smokey Bones.

KELL: Where's that?

AJ: Where Red Lobster used to be.

KELL: I had a breakup at the east side Red Lobster. It was tragic.

AJ: If it was the east side Red Lobster, it was probably a tragic dinner, too.


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KELL: This apartment is so quiet. One of these days I'm just going to start yelling swear words.

GRETCH: I would.

KELL: No you wouldn't.

GRETCH: I would if I was YOU.


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DAD (after brenna runs into a parked car on the first day she has her licence): I'm a little leary of letting you use the car. How would you feel about a little Honda mophead?

BRENNA: Well, they're probably easier to park.


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MOM: Have you been going to the Y?

KELL: Yeah, why?

MOM: Because you're looking really good.

DAD: Yeah, you look a lot better.

KELL: I look a lot *better*? Better than what?

DAD: No...wait...shit...yeah! you do!


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OUR FUN LITTLE OVERNIGHT IN MILWAUKEE

KELL: I like to people-watch.

MATT: Yeah, but we're people watchers with a vengence.


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KELL (after matt says something mean): If I had more money I would throw this drink in your face.


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KELL: Should I order another drink? What do you think?

NICKI: I don't think much.


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MATT: Kelly, you're oblivious to what just happened.

KELL (drunk-fyo):I AM NOT oblivious!

MATT: What did she just say?

KELL:(blank stare)


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MATT: That's the bomb.

KELL: Matt, the 1990s called. They want their phrases back.


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KELL: I can't stand country music these days. It's so patriotic.

ALISON: Yeah, "My Girlfriend Shot Me But I Still Love The USA"


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ERIC KRYZJ (after my roommate comes out of her room after three hours, walks through the room with her head down and goes back to her room): So how many immigrants are you keeping here?


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MATT: I just feel like someone's missing- like someone went to the bathroom and hasn't come back.

whole table: (silence, weird stares)

a few minutes later...

MATT: Nicki, you act so doped up.

NICKI: Has that person come back from the bathroom yet Matt?