July 2002 -

(about Andy 4.0)

JARED:I didn't think he was that hot.

Matt: Yeah, me neither.

KELL: He's just got this thing about him where he makes everyone feel like a million bucks.

BRON: Is that a good thing? Cuz not everyone deserves to feel like a million bucks.

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BRE: I'm going to get all A's next year.

KELL: Yeah right.

BRE: How much you wanna bet?

KELL: Okay, 20 bucks says you can't keep a 4.0 all year.

BRE: You'll see. I'm going to be studious!

AMY: What are you going to do- start your reports TWO DAYS ahead of time?

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BRE: I got good grades this year!

MOM: Yeah, that's cuz Kelly did all your homework.

DAD: Hey! I did her homework too!

BRE: Yeah, well you brought my grade down.

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MEL: I found out that I'm allergic to yeast, wheat, eggs and milk.

JARED: But you aren't allergic to peanuts, are you?

MEL: no...

JARED: well that's good.

KELL: Jared, she just mentioned that she's allergic to the basic ingredients in like everything, but you are only concerned about peanuts?

JARED: Seriously, my life would be over if I couldn't eat mixed nuts.

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(mocking Lee Greenwood mentioning everthing that makes America great at Rhythm and Booms)

KEVIN: I'd like to commemorate a rarely celebrated American invention: the zipper!

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KATIE OB: Kevin, you know what song goes good with fireworks? "Jump" by Van Halen.

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JARED: I'd rather watch soft porn than two people getting to know each other.

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KATIE OB: Wait, cuz androgenous means "interchangeable in the sexes", right? I know that because I've seen a lot of VH1 Behind the Music. Like the Annie Lennox one taught me a lot.

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KATIE OB: Do I look androgenous? Let's put the hair up...

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JOANNE: I don't wear any makeup.

KATIE OB: You're a brunette, honey! See, blondes have light eyelashes so we look like baby kittens.

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KEVIN: I think it's interesting that women are so conscious about how they look, yet men are the ones that are so visual.

KATIE OB: You call it interesting, I call it a curse.

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(after a test firework goes off at Rhythm and Booms, sounding like a gunshot)

JARED: Ah! We're on the East Side!