June 2003 -

JARED: I could sit in the same room for years.

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MATT (trying to guess a secret) : Is it sexual?

KELLY: No.

MATT: Is it something *JARED* would think is sexual?

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NICKI (about the Church Key- a bar) : I don't know how I feel about drinking in the house of the Lord.

KELL: It hasn't been a church for a long time.

JARED: Yeah, Nicki. Where was the Lord when the lease ran out?

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MATT: Whenever Jared sits down he breaks something in his face.

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JARED: What is this? Does anybody know what this is? I don't care what it is...it's going in my mouth.

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JARED: I'm wet and I'm tired.

ALISON: It's like you're being born.

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JARED: I tried to make it to detox, but I failed.

MATT: How could you FAIL?

JARED: Well, I went but there weren't enough cops around.

MATT: Jared, you are such a failure if they won't even take you at detox.

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Miranda (HS girl from Old Navy) : My mom won't let me go to the east side.


Kelly: she won't let you GO? to an entire SIDE of this city? Why?


M: I guess she thinks it's evil.


Kell: Don't even get me started...

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KELL: I like your necklace, Katie. Where'd you get it?

KATIE OB: It's my "bling-bling"

NICKI: What? Is that your pet name for Jared?

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KATIE OB (clapping every syllable at Matt) : Be gone! You have no power here!

MATT: What's that from?

KOB (looking confused) : I don't know....somewhere up here (points to head).

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MATT: I need to have a debate.

KATIE OB: No! What you *need* is to keep your opinions to yourself.

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and finally...some pictures from the Church Key that explain the atmosphere where most of these things were said...

http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~jduffy/secret/20030613/index.html