July 2003 -



MATT: "the church key ruins lives". If I had a bar, I would have that as my slogan: "We ruin lives".

JO: That could be your personal slogan.

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PHONE MESSAGE FROM JARED: Kelly- when you come over bring skip-bo. If you don't own it, buy it. If you can't afford it, steal it.

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KJ (dad's work friend): we were gone for a day and a half and in that time your dad took two showers and four naps.

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AMY: Dad says when I get my braces off I can get my teeth whitened.

BRE: Yeah, well dad says a lot of things.

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KELL: She doesn't have a lot of friends in town.

MATT: Kinda like us?

KELL: Yeah, but she's not from here.

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MATT: You have something between your legs.

(drunk)KELLY: If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that!....(sad) I'd still be poor.

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DELERIOUS: Can I call you Chewey?

MATT: You can. But I won't respond.

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DELERIOUS: If you think I WON'T lodge my foot up your ass you are sadly mistaken.

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DELERIOUS: Try this Miller Lite.

MATT: Uh, no.

DEL: I'll bet you never picked up a mop or broom in your life. This is a working man's drink.

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AJ: "My Hopes and Fears" by AJ S: My hope is that my keys are in your house. My fear is that they are in sleeping Gretchen's room.

KELL (laughing hysterically): That kills me!

AJ: Too bad it won't be funny tomorrow.

KELLY: It might.

AJ: Why? Cuz you'll still be drunk tomorrow?

DELERIOUS: "My Hopes and Fears" by Katie B. My hope is that you'll lose this paper by tomorrow. My fear is that you won't and it will still be funny.

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AJ: Kelly's a good listener...when she's not talking.

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(drunk)MOM: Can I do anything to help?

AUNT PATTY: Yeah, why don't you see if everyone has something to drink.

MOM (to one kid in the kitchen): You have a root beer there? (kid nods) Yeah! Everyone's got something to drink!

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NANCY (reminising): Remember the "corner tavern"?

UNCLE MARTY: Yeah- it's still open. I remember it like it was two days ago.

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AUNT PATTY: At Ed's funeral, I had the greatest conversation with Ed.

U.MARTY: I hope it was a monologue.

PATTY: I mean Billy.

MARTY: Your conversation was about "Mothman Prophesies"- is this the "great conversation" you mean?

PATTY: Well, it had to do with the spiritual world.

MARTY: Yeah- they agreed that Ed turned into a moth.

PATTY: He did!!

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PATTY (to her husband, marty): You may make fun of me for believing in angels but that's fine. When I'm in heaven and you're in hell, I'll pray for you. He thinks he can just ride into heaven on the skirt strings of my good deeds but he has another thing coming.

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MATT: Don't you just feel like I'm the kind of person that's..."Doctor"?

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AL: I had to break up with alcohol today.