August 20, 2005 - 4:54 p.m.

(Jason announces he just bought lotion, which he had been "meaning to do for 2 years)
MATT: This is a metaphor for jason's life. "I've been needing BLANK for BLANK *years* and I just got it."
ALISON: And you got lubriderm?
MATT: Jason's only at the first stage of lotion buying. He only knows where it's located in the store.
Jason: Actually, I found it by accident.

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JOHN: Everyone gets compliments there. It's like emotional communism.

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JOHN (about a guy he works with): His questions illustrate that he doesn't have much intellectual horsepower.

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KELLY: Wait, so this couple moved in together and they've only been together for like four months?
MATT: Yeah! She doesn't even know what he's like when it's hot out!

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KELLY: What does his new girlfriend look like.
JEN (the ex): She looks like me when I was skinny.

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KELLY: I was thinking I would just get really drunk and confront him about it.
MATT: I would advise against it.
KELLY: Well, I think I'll do it anyway.
MATT: Okay, well, you do that and have a sad, miserable, painful series of encounters.
KELLY: I will.
MATT: Make sure you tell us all of the details, though.

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JULIE: I have perfectionist tendencies without the skills to back them up.

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KEVIN (about matt dating a married woman): You're playing with fire, Matt, but I LOVE IT!

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(dixie chicks wide open spaces comes on)
BRENNA: I listened to this song the whole way back from Honduras.
KELLY: I listened to it on the way to college freshman year.
(quiet)
AMY: What, on the whole 5 minutes it took to get there?
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BRENNA: I think it's important to spend the money on a good bed. I mean, you spend like a third of your life in bed.
AMY: Or three-fourths if you're Kelly.

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JOHN(at the Nitty Gritty): Just look around... all of these people are trapped at this bar because one of their friends is having a birthday. (turns to birthday person, kevin o)And we're no exception.
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