February 19 -

KELLY: I don't know when Sarah's coming back, but her away message says she's at a movie with Chris and Brad. She's in a douchebag sandwich.
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(Kelly is bitching about how her parents always force her to give them her basketball tickets)
JOHN: Well, I'm sure they'll let you use the tickets when they are all in Disneyland without you.
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KELLY: You didn't come to the PAVE presentation so you're gonna be clueless.
NAPPY (resident): I got all the hilights from you!
KELLY: Like what?
NAPPY: Like...wait...I know this...GET PERMISSION!
KELLY: it's called "consent," but sure.
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(Andy K starts telling some gossip)
John (leans in and lowers his voice): tell us more. You have a safe space.
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Stacy: I think it's funny you announced that Barnacle got the job.
John: Well, noone knows his real name. If Jen knew she would be like "I'm so hurt! I'm so hurt you would compare your resident to a sea dwelling creature!"
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John (during roundtable at the staff meeting): There is currently a locus of drinking on my floor that I am trying to stamp out.
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John (at a house party): Kelly, I need to have a conference on the porch. (on porch) 1)I can't believe Sarah didn't tell us she was making out with Chris. 2) I'm still in love with Dan.

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John (making his website): Hmm...how could we put this so we don't get fired...
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Kelly: I'm not coming back to witte next year- I'm fucking 23 years old!
Suds: But it's sort of your calling. Nuns are called to God, Ranz to the dorms.
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Andrew (resident): Hey- did you know my mom wanted to give me a promise ring. I told them I wouldn't wear it and they got mad. They groweled. So they gave me this lighter. It has my initials engraved in it and when I got it I was like "Cool! A lighter with my name engraved!" and then I turned it over and it said "love waits" and I was like "oh MAN!"
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(backstory: John and I got addicted to this game called Bubble Trouble)
Kelly: Well, I've really enjoyed this time we spent together! We'll have to do it again tomorrow night!
John: I know! This is like our new smoking.
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Kelly: I played all night and my wrist aches and the tendons in my forearm are sore. It's like I just discovered masturbation.
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John: I emailed the creaters of the game today and asked them how to beat level 15.
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John: This laser is like the bane of my existence.
Kelly: Hey! "bane of my existence" is *my* phrase.
John: Well I'm planning to use it next year and telling everyone it's mine.
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