MAY 2004 - FAREWELL 7B


73 REASONS I WILL MISS 7B...

1) Ms. March (Jer and Drea's baby)

2) The spirit stick- shaking it over Carissa in the shower

3) The MCOR reception

4) Volleyball in the backyard

5) Writing "Witte" and "7B" in lawn at the Kohl Center

6) Late night talks

7) Pokeysticks

8) The boy's club (Eric, Jer and Mlinaz) with the shirts they wouldn't explain and their movie marathon

9) Carissa thinking "AAE" was "African American Internet studies" because you click on the E to get the internet

10) Drunk Megan in the elevator on the first day

11) Forcing Maggie to sit down in the first house meeting

12) Being "Mother Fulcher"

13) Making Fay pick up the pumpkin seeds on Halloween

14) Watching "Friends"

15) Mafia

16) Slapping Anjali's ass

17) Megan telling me to hug her like I'm her House Fellow

18) Flashing Val

19) The condom girls on Halloween

20) Fort Fulcher...both times

21) One word: J-Sor

22) Drea's horn

23) March's breast augmentation

24) Sex and the City marathons

25) Getting tackled by Zach and Andrew

26) (arms crossed behind head) "welcome to the room..."

27) H squared (hot housefellow!)

28) Zach suggesting we buy Jason our janitor flame decals for his cart

29) Jenna's scooter

30) Jeremy and Eric in the girls' hall- throwing duct tape...at my feet...and their damn beat-boxing

31) When kids came to trick-or-treat and 7B was decked out

32) Magpipes singing Joni Mitchell at Witte Idol and forgetting the words

33) Fay and Kenzie being miserable...and then being happy

34) Anjali's dance group and their clicking sticks in the den

35) the Memorial Union bash

36) 7B wannabes: Kat, Tiff, Suds, James and Justin

37) Drea's crab that crawled out of its tank and cracked its neck (on two separate occasions)

38) Those first few days when it was so hot and people slept in the den and got yelled at

39) Everyone getting in trouble at "the chad"

40) poker and euchre in the den

41) Drea covered in apple concentrate

42) The endless debate between the chode, the gooch, and the taint and sex-out-loud clearing that mystery up.

43) The phrase that refused to go away: "fuckass"

44) Lingo

45) "hit that shit"

46) getting concerned when Drea drank Fantastic Orange

47) Detective Pierce

48) Eric and Mlinaz singing the toast song

49) The girls taking me to pierce my nose and Fay holding my hand

50) Janine :)

51) "Anjali, who goes to bed later, you or Ann?" "Me...unless Ann takes a nap...or unless Ann takes TWO naps."

52) Pat's whistle

53) Jer trying to punch Drea in the face

54) Relay for life

55) All-nighters

56) DDR

57) Tug-of-war

58) the bonfire at picnic point

59) Fay dipping her shirt strings in dip

60) Andrew telling Zach when he could go to bed

61) Fay and Drea waking Zach and Andrew up at 6:00 am by jumping into bed with them

62) Kerri's dances

63) Drea: Did you fall in the ditch tonight?

Justin: WHY?

64) Suds being "the Scat Man"- the elevator closing behind him and him saying "that is the wost thing that ever happened to me!"

65) Kate's hair in the morning

66) Mayberry helping Megan into her pajamas every weekend

67) The girls dragging Brad around

68) Caroline wearing that blue sequined dress and running around saying she's Tina Turner

69) Griffin peeing in Jer's closet...his only interaction with 7B

70) The ice cream social we had in honor for Griffin that he didn't show up to

71) Kevin O dumping out Drea and Jess's alcohol and Drea bitching about it for the rest of the year

72) Joe B asking me to smoke up with him in my room all the time: "Think about it Kell-- we can't get in trouble with anyone because YOU are the House Fellow!"

73) (sad face from "Wedding Singer") "Holiday...Celebrate..."