February 14, 2005 - 3:55 a.m.

Kelly: Are you going to come out with us tomorrow?
Suds: Well, I'm 300 pages behind in one class. 300 pages! I'm what they call "Ranz-Ready."
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Chrissy: sidenote: check this out-- HenryShugar: corpret probibley

Chrissy: that's tim trying to tell me he's working in the corporate world. Dude can't even spell corporate.
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(disciplinary hearing)
jgetz: It was nice of Kelly to come here with you.
resident-erin: You have no idea how much I had to pay her to come with.
jgetz: ok, well, I would just like to remind you that while some jokes are okay, this is a formal proceeding.
erin: oh, I'm sorry! Strike that from the record!
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(john starts telling a story he's already told me)
Kelly: we talked about this yesterday.
John: Well, sometimes you're redundant, too, you know! Like that outfit (gray sweatpants and maroon hoodie). That outfit is redundant.
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John (all serious): he's the person I talk to when ...he's my safety net...no...he's the person I'm in love with....(girly voice) and he has big muscles.
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john: how was training.
Kelly: I didn't go. Something suddenly came up.
John: What, did "Wings" come on unexpectedly?
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Kelly: I seriously look obese in that picture.
John: yeah your pose is like "cheers to having no neck!"
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John: oh that reminds me- I have to call gabe and break up with him.
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John: yeah...I'm really glad I'm not a lesbian.