May 2004 -

1) training

2) smiley face stickers

3) FAC

4) Jumping in the lake after training

5) Cutting my foot jumping into the lake

6) Real World when Tim explained what a QP is

7) Matt’s “beautiful costume”

8) Olympics

9) Witte Idol (Brut, anyone?)

10) Jenni telling a resident she wants to be his groupie

11) Halloween lockdown

12) Making it through January 13…need I say more?

13) Jordan telling Jenni and Laura there was a camera on the 13th

14) The master narrative

15) The Church Key

16) Copying body parts

17) Fire alarms…oh wait…I WON’T miss those

18) My two lanyards (one from eldercare…)

19) Mafia, Mafia, and more Mafia

20) Mafia?

21) Backyard Bash

22) The fire at the Backyard Bash

23) The spirit stick that Chrissy and I found in the WHO office

24) “I guess I would just challenge you…”

25) That rockin’ record-breaking blood drive

26) Lopsided boobs

27) Everyone talking about my lopsided boobs

28) MCOR

29) The disorganized shoe icebreaker

30) Karaoke when Laura hit the automatic door opener

31) Racing for a comfy chair every Tuesday night

32) Late nights with Doz watching “Family Guy”

33) Late nights with Dan ordering Toppers and watching “Half Baked”

34) THAC

35) The Italian dinner Stace cooked for us

36) Masala

37) Random road trip with Angie to pick up Dan and Mit in Milwaukee

38) “Strangers with Candy” with John and Megan

39) Jordan’s corn dog song

40) RLO squirrels

41) Speaking of squirrels…Steve (RIP, steve)

42) The chicken dance- the worst showing of hall spirit

43) The best showing of hall spirit: the front lobby all decorated for Homecoming

44) When someone kept cutting the cheese at winter training

45) Endless meals with John (several cafeterias in an hour)

46) The Meyers-Briggs test

47) Probates

48) Branham making his speech from “Mighty Ducks 2” (Birds of a feather fly together…)

49) Yelling “quack” at him for days after

50) Debating over who should tell Guy to hurry up and finish tasting for Iron Chef

51) Billy, Beau and Mason

52) The fast-flying rumor that Brent was gay

53) Bowling with Dan and Chintan

54) Laura flipping off Jenni and Jenni in turn asking not to “be fingered” in her own house

55) Flaring my nostrils at Chintan

56) Lame roundtable remarks about the Redwings

57) Matt commenting that the missing pool cues might be up Branham’s ass

58) JenniferDOTAdams and LauraDOTGuthrie AKA “scrappy” and “the Guth”

59) Wondering what all of those white people were doing in a picture on Jenni’s desk and getting caught for never reading Jenni’s story, thus never knowing she’s adopted.

60) Our “roots”

61) Schooling Sellary in Football

62) Witte Formal

63) (makes a “W” with hands above head, slowly and deeply says “Witte” while dropping the “W” and reversing it)

64) doing the “WITTE” cheer so that other House Fellows groaned whenever the word was spoken

65) the mental health training that tested our own mental stability with pounding jackhammers for what seemed like an eternity

66) Sardines

67) Making fun of Tim’s shower schedule (or lack thereof…)

68) Euchre

69) Climbing at Boulders

70) Chintan’s competitiveness

71) Stace singing at Witte Idol

72) Returners session when every single Witte staff member was late

73) The fact that that there were so many of us: the staff that just kept growing…