September 06, 2005 - Reunion Edition

This entry is dedicated to the class of 2000...and matt...from Middleton...class of '99- he made a guest appearance.


KELLY: You don't like the east side and you don't like talking to people you don't know. Why on earth do you want to come to this reunion?
MATT: I'm bored and I don't feel like calling the grad students.
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KELLY: I don't know...I want to be drunk to like ease the pain of talking to some of these people, but I don't want to be like "the drunk girl."
CHRISSY: Oh god, no, Kelly. Don't be that girl. For ONCE IN YOUR LIFE don't be that girl
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MATT (at the end of the night): You would have had to have tried really hard to be that girl with that crowd.
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MATT: I worked it all out on the way over. We're engaged but I couldn't buy you a ring because I owe back taxes to the government.
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Kellie Douglas: Are you guys together
KELLY: No.
MATT (at the same time as Kelly while putting his arm around her): Yes
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MATT: You think if I keep coming to these reunions that by the 50-year people actually think they went to high school with me?
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KELLY: What's with this beard fuzz?
ERIC KRYZ: I've actually been growing it since High School. By the 10-year it should be fully grown.
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MATT: Why are people signing that thing over there?
KELLY: It's an info sheet so they can track us down for the next reunion. You should sign your name. That way in five years if I haven't seen you in a while at least I can count on seeing you here.
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DUSTY: So, what have you been up to?
KELLY: Well, I'm doing this program called VISTA...
MATT (mouth full, interrupts): She's on food stamps.
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KELLY: Oh look, there's Erica.
ERIC K: You should talk to her.
KELLY: I have nothing to say to her.
ERIC K: Ask her how many abortions she's had since HS. That usually gets the ball rolling.
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MATT: I can't believe that Richard guy is sitting on the curb. I have a policy where if it hits that point in the night I generally go home before I end up as the guy sitting on the curb.
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MATT: I want to be that guy at the reunion who's really drunk...except I didn't even go to High School with you.
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KELLY: Ooh. There's Sky. He's tough shit.
MATT: SKY! SKY!
SKY: Hey man.
MATT: Remember me? I sat next to you in chem!
SKY: Oh yeah, man. Um I've got to go over here though, talk to you in a bit.
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MATT: People weren't just drinking at that party. EVERYONE was WASTED.
MEL: Just remember that reunion next time you try to defend the eastside.
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KELLY: Suzie left but then she apparantly told the cab driver to lick her snatch so he dropped her off at the goodwill and she walked back to the reunion.