(dan is talking about a gross scar near Maggy's "nether-region")

MAGGY: It's better now! (starts pulling at the top of her pants) Wait- you wanna see?
KATY: I'm gonna vote "no" on that referendum.

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(dan and maggy are quarreling)

KELLY: I love "The Dan and Maggy Show." It's one of my favorite shows.
KATY: I wish I could change the channel.

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(earlier dan was drunk and going on about how you shouldn't work a long day because people in Milwaukee fought for the 8 hour work day)

KELLY: What did you do today?
VETTE: I worked 11 hours today.
KELLY: Uh oh. Dan- she worked 11 hours today!
MAGGY: Tell her about the people marching on the bridge, honey!

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(at a brunch place on Willy Street)

JIM: These lesbians sure know their baked goods.

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(Brenna, the nanny, was on the phone with me for like 40 min)

BRENNA: ...wait...I think Bianca's swimming lesson is like over....(running) oh shoot....um...I should probably let you go. bye.