Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tres Annoying

KELLY: I don't think he likes me, though. I think he thinks I'm TRES annoying... probably cuz I say things like "tres annoying."

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KELLY: Don't move to Denver!
MEARA: It's only for a year.
KELLY: Why only a year?
MEARA: So if I come back after a year I won't seem like a loser.

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MEARA: Am I right? Or am I right? Or am I right?
KELLY: You just quoted "Groundhog Day."

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STUDENT: Look at Ms. R sit there like she's white!
KELLY: I AM white.
STUDENT: You THINK you white, be we all know you're gangsta as HELL! You be in the club like "Ay! Ay!"

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(I'm whining)

TRAINER: Okay, so why don't you start up this circuit. Kelly, let me know if at any point you want to tell me how you are FEELING about a certain exercise.

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STUDENT: You were born in the 80s?!
KELLY: What do YOU know about the 80s? You don't know NOTHIN bout the 80s.
STUDENT: Yeah, we had pioneer day!