Not a Golden Retriever

BRIANC: Don't judge me for judging others.

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KELLY: Did you just *whistle* at me?! Don't ever do that again.
MELO: Yeah. She's not a Golden Retriever, you know.
KELLY: Thank you, Melo. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
MELO: You're more like a pit bull.


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MARY: Where's your homework?
STUDENT: I didn't do it.
MARY: You're never going to get into Harvard that way.

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KELLY: Just stop. I'm really getting sick of you today.
STUDENT: How do you think *I* feel? I'm sick of me too!