Minimum Wage

JAY: Look! 64% say they want to raise the minimum wage!

K: That's because everyone hates poor people and maybe if we paid a fair wage there wouldn't be so many of them.

50

K: I don't know... she's turning 50. What should I get her?

JAY: Booze... or estrogen.

The Talented Mr Ripley

Me: Europe is just as gay as the republican said it is.

Jay: That's what happens when you have socialized healthcare. It leads to loose morals. Cuz ANYBODY can be in the room when you're dying!