JOHN (leaning in with a really sinister tone): I think I found Waldo.

TAWANNA: Okay, get this-- but you can't tell anyone. I'm only telling these four people and you can't tell anyone.
KELLY: There are only three of us here.
TAWANNA: I'm talkin to myself, too, cuz I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. So it's just us four.
PATRICE: Well, you're gonna tell Jerrica.
TAWANNA: I called her on the way over here. So us five. Us five can't tell anyone. Oh, and I told my sister. So us SIX can't tell anyone. Patrice? If I hear it anywhere else I'll know what six people have big mouths.

(we're at breakfast after a long night of fun and dan is falling asleep at the table. dan is leaving in one day for the peace corps)

BJ: Whatta you doin?
DAN: What? (waking up from the table) I'm planning my next move.
BK: Your next move is riding your bike thirty miles to see Umfoofoo about some fish.

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BK: This bacon is for jews.


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(we're coming out of breakfast where drunk joe spilled everything he got on his lap: water, chocolate milk, syrup...)

BJ: Well, it was my goal to see the sun come up and I think I did pretty well.
JOE: Well, it was MY goal to spill every liquid I received on my pants this morning and so I think I did pretty well too.