This is a smile

(explaining her seating chart to substitute)

MARY: I put all the dough-heads in the back and I put them all together- that way they don't have to shout across the room to each other.

__________________________________________


STUDENT: I think your fish saw your classroom and committed suicide.

**************************************

TEST QUESTION: What is a simile?
STUDENT RESPONSE: This is a smile :)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

CARRIE: At least four students have said that the Vice President of the United States is George Clooney.

========================================