Take the Guilt

(on my birthday, in reference to the Witte birthday firings of 2004)

KATY: Lose your job yet today?

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(when Maggy stole A popsicle in Middle School)

COP: Take it. Take it and take the guilt.

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(Jay's baby shower)

GIRL: Now we're gonna play "what's in mommy's purse?"
COURTNEY: We ALL know what WASN'T in mommy's purse.

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(after "Marley and Me")

STUDENT: Why you cryin? You got a dog that died?
KELLY: Yes. We had a dog that died.
STUDENT: What happen? You forgot to feed it?

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KELLY: You're going to have to start participating. Now.
(turns and walks away)
STUDENT: Take your medicine.
KELLY: Excuse me? What did you say?
STUDENT: Huh? What?

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STUDENT: Naomi said I got this zit right here cuz I'm going through puberty. What's that about? Do I need to go to the doctor?
KELLY: No, no. It happens to everyone.
STUDENT: Is my mom gonna be mad?
STUDENT #2: Naw, naw dog. Come 'ere- you need some man to man talk. I'm gonna tell him 'bout it, k Ms. R?
KELLY: Don't do it near me.

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KIM: I hate it when someone talks about people being loud like that's automatically a bad thing.