I Cheated On Your Sister

(playing Mafia)

TONY: That's not fair! He cheated!
AW: Yeah I cheated... ON YOUR SISTER!

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(Tony runs into the boys locker room, there's a scuffle, he gets pushed out and the door slams in his face)

TONY: I just met two new people! Their names are "None of Your Business" and "Shut the Hell Up."

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MOM: Well, the mom's crazy and the dad's french.