Kramer's Kottage 09: 4-4-2!

KATE: Hangovers are so stupid. Cuz it's not like I'm gonna quit drinking just because of a hangover!!

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KATE: Well, Kell. There's only ONE way to cure a hangover. Start drinking!
KELLY: Kate, I think there is more than one way...

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(Kate and Sheila- sisters- were neighbors in college)

SHEILA: ... So I came to the door and this guy is standing there holding on to the open door and just FALLS BACK. I'm like, "I'll tell Kate you stopped by."

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(on the events of cosmo night)

SHEILA: It's 1:15 and all of a sudden I hear, "Ain't no Mountain High Enough." I came down and said, "Do you realize you guys just woke up the entire second floor?" and Dean said, "But it's such a good song!"

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MARTY: It's 1:30 in the morning and I hear loud cackling. I yell down the stairs, "KATHERINE!" No answer. I yell again, "KATHERINE?" So I walk downstairs. No one on the porch. No one in the dining room. No one in the kitchen. I open the bedroom door and there are all four of them in this little bed, like Charlie's grandparents in Willie Wonka.

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MOM: And do you know who this woman's role model is??
EVERYONE IN UNISON: The editor of Cosmo.
KELLY: Sorry, mom. I got drunk and told all of your stories.