Charro

MARY: These parents come to graduation dressed like Charro.

Everyone Here Has Seen It

KELLY: How many of you think your parents will be coming for conferences tonight?
STUDENT: Mine prolly won't. She always be exhausted and stuff.

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TEACHER: Okay, so WHO is Augustus Ceasar?
STUDENT: Little Ceasar's dad.

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DAN: Honey, pull your robe down.
MAGGY: Oh, who cares. Everyone here has seen it.
MRS. C: I helped make it.

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KELLY: Why were you "God Blessing" people on facebook last night?
JOHN: I don't know. That's what old black women say.
KELLY: *You're* not an old black woman.
JOHN: Well I was at 3:30 last night. And besides, of all the insulting things I've drunkenly posted on facebook, that's definitly at the lower end.